Come out, come out...

Every gay man should come out to his family this way! And every family's reaction should be just like this.

Its like "Lost" meets "Cannonball Run"...

...but with Nathan Fillion to make it even more delicious! Dub just finished watching the premiere of "Drive", the new show on FOX about an illegal cross-country road race. It looks fairly promising. I'm most excited that I get to watch Nathan Fillion every week...he was on two of my favorite tv series: Firefly and Buffy. Plus he's delicious...had I mentioned that? Dubbie had a shitty day today so he was happy to have two hours of Nathan to enjoy. There's another hour tomorrow night. FOX loves Dubbie.

Thats all...nothing funny...nothing interesting...I'm not in the mood. Just watch "Drive" so that it doesn't get cancelled...because Nathan Fillion is delicious.

Important things that unemployment has taught me...

1. Judge Judy is the best! Judge Maria Lopez would be second if there weren't so darn many reruns, so I put Judge Marilyn Milian of "People's Court" in second place.

2. Oprah just isn't interesting anymore.

3. "The View" is WAY more interesting with Rosie than it ever was with Meredith (even when Star was around for me to mock).

4. You can miss up to four episodes of "Days of Our Lives" without losing your place in the plotlines.

5. No matter how many times you tell the guy who works at the convenience store in your building that you are unemployed, he will ask every day "You no work today?".

6. There is a LOT of gay porn on the internet.

7. You should not look at said gay porn while at Starbucks...it's not so private.

8. Surprisingly, being unemployed is not a big turn-on to other single men.

9. Cats will not participate in "water cooler chat".

10. Craigslist posts jobs too! It's not just for gay sex ads! Who knew?!?!?

11. All plans to use extra time to read more, keep an immaculate home, and stay in touch with friends and loved ones are futile. It is easier to procrastinate when you always have free time tomorrow.

Dub is off to Craigslist now to ... um ... check job ads. Yeah, that's it.

XO,
Dub

Is it really about Rosie?

Howdy strangers. Dub needs to be a little bit serious today.

Don't know about you, but Dub is sick of hearing about what an evil hideous person Rosie O'Donnell is because she is lucky enough to have a live daily forum for her opinion. How about instead of making her into the fat, gay, American-hating liberal bitch, we listen to what she is saying. She is saying that as Americans, we deserve to hear the truth from our government and we deserve better news coverage of a war that is destroying a generation of young men and women.

Do we really need more stories about Rosie and Bill O'Reilly? Maybe another 10,000 stories about men that may have fathered Anna Nicole's baby? Will Heather Mills leg fly off during a cha-cha? Will Sanjaya be voted off this week? Will Brit's hair ever grow back?

If we want that kind of hot gossip, we'll watch "Entertainment Tonight" not ABC News. Get over it...it's a talk show, people. It's not like she's taking good literature and putting big O's on the cover and claiming that she single-handedly got the world to read books!!!

I found this that sums it up well...enjoy.

http://www.jibjab.com/what_we_call_the_news

By the way, Dub still needs work. My rent is almost $800 a month...I was going to turn tricks, but 800 tricks a month just to make rent is tiring.

Love,
Dubbie