PooDub

An opinionated single gay man and his fabulous straight female friend in Chicago blog their asses off on important topics like Star Jones Reynolds, raccoons, and gay social life.

Thursday, June 29, 2006

You know you're crap when...

...Debbie Matenopoulis is dissing you!! That is about as low as you can go.

Apparently Big Gay Al's pez dispenser wife (her head is freakin' huge...how does she stay upright?) hurt Deb's feelings when she was canned from "The View" because she never called. Now Debbie knows how Dubbie feels after a first date.

I read another report today that Ms. "Can I keep my Payless gig?" called Barbara Walters a hypocrite in an interview with New York Daily News. Brilliant career move, bobblehead!

Dub is off to bed, Poo. Hanging at my mom's in the middle of the woods for a long weekend out of the big city. We just finished watching the remake of "When a Stranger Calls". "The call is coming from inside the house." It is just as bad as you'd have expected. Mom's choice. I always end up watching shit when I'm here. Of course, I picked up "Transamerica" and she said "Oh, your stepdad wouldn't like that." I wanted to put it in, not tell him what it was about, and see how long it took him to say "What the fuck is this?" Can you imagine his reaction? :-)

On that note, I'm off to bed. Gotta rest up for a shopping trip to the mall with Mom tomorrow! Hooray! Way better than working!

Hugs,
Dubbie

Wednesday, June 28, 2006

Poo and Dub LOVE Punty

Everyone should love the Punty. Poo and Dub love Puntabulous very much. He is funny as hell. Plus, Dub has a big ole crush on him!!

Check him out: http://www.puntabulous.com

We love you, Punty (call me!!!!).

Dub

Tuesday, June 27, 2006

Um, there are FAR bigger issues in this world than a Pride Parade update!!

NEW YORK - The gloves are off for the women on "The View." Creator Barbara Walters said she was "betrayed" by Star Jones Reynolds' surprise on-air announcement of her exit from the daytime talk show Tuesday. Reynolds said in a magazine interview she felt she was fired.

Either way, the "help wanted" sign is up again at the show, months after it was announced that Rosie O'Donnell was replacing Meredith Vieira as a cast member in the fall.

Reynolds' exit had been rumored for months, intensifying Tuesday after reports on "Access Hollywood" and in the New York tabloids that an announcement would be coming soon.

Still, Walters said she was taken by complete surprise when Reynolds announced her departure after the first commercial break on Tuesday. The announcement had been planned for Thursday, she said.

"I love Star and I was trying to do everything I possibly could _ up until this morning when I was betrayed _ to protect her," Walters told The Associated Press.

Walters also said she wasn't aware until she got off the air of Reynolds' People magazine interview. Reynolds, one of the original cast members when the show started nine years ago, said: "I feel like I was fired."

That seems to be the case. Walters said ABC network chiefs had decided last fall not to renew Reynolds' contract because its research showed that Reynolds' dramatic weight loss and 2004 wedding to banker Al Reynolds had turned viewers off. Reynolds had been criticized for a Web site that promoted companies that donated items for the wedding party's gift bags.

"We tried to talk them out of it," Walters said, "and we tried to give Star time to redeem herself in the eyes of the audience, and the research just kept getting worse."

Reynolds' spokesman, Brad Zeifman, said she would not comment beyond a prepared statement that did not address these issues.

Walters said Reynolds had known for several months that she would not be coming back, before Vieira's announcement in April that she was leaving.

"I would have loved for Star to have left and not said `I was fired,' and not make it look like the program was somehow being cruel to her," she said.

O'Donnell's hiring had nothing to do with the decision, she said. That April announcement had led to widespread speculation over whether O'Donnell and Reynolds could co-exist. O'Donnell had made several caustic remarks about Reynolds, saying that it was dishonest for her to talk about losing more than 100 pounds through diet and exercise without talking about gastric bypass surgery.

On the show Tuesday, Reynolds told the audience that "The View" had decided to move in a new direction.

"I'm not sure what the future holds," she said. "But I'm absolutely sure who holds the future."

Comic Joy Behar looked like she was shocked.

"Who am I going to fight with?" Behar said.

Reynolds replied: "Something tells me you will have somebody to fight with."

Blog it Mister

That last blog was a bit of a downer. So, today I expect a fun blog complete with pictures about the parade day and the morning after. Don't let me down.

Poo

Thank God for Maury Povich!

Maury takes on all of the important topics.



This girl is freakin' crazy!!!!

Dub

Friday, June 23, 2006

I wonder if I'll be proud...


This Sunday is the Gay Pride Parade here in Chicago. Dub will be partying down with the finest gays he's got. One friend is having a pre-party with some sangria and another friend is having a post-party bbq. The Dub has even taken the day off on Monday to recover from said sangria.

The parade is a bittersweet thing for me. I don't mean to get all deep and depressing on y'all, but sometimes I find it hard to be proud of some of the things I see at Pride. I'm not a gym-toned clubbing boi who shakes his naked bon-bon on Halsted Street for all the spectators to enjoy. Two years ago I took my mom to the parade and she was practically trampled by the ridiculous drunks around us who just wanted to get more plastic beads on strings than she got.

I will try my best to remain positive and try to locate that man of my dreams (I met a guy at Pride once who I dated a few times and then he disappeared...I saw him at a bar a few months after he totally blew me off, so I am sorry to say that he didn't meet with a terrible tragedy). I will try to overlook the bitchiness of the whole event. I will try to be proud of the boys in leather jockstraps and the girls with electrical tape covering their nipples. I attempt to not leave the event more depressed than when I arrive.

Sangria don't let me down!!!

Happy Pride...Have you hugged a gay person today??
Dubbie

PS...Love you Poo! Come Pride with me!! (Haven't I made it sound fun?)

Monday, June 19, 2006

Hooray for Poo

Howdy Poo!

So exciting to see your thought-provoking post! I think you need to stop working so much and blog for us. Your fans need you!! Jobs come and go, Dub is forever. Or is it diamonds that are forever. Who remembers?

A couple good things for today.

Lisa sent me this link to Shakespearean insults. I realize you are good at insults on your own, but these are beautiful. Check it out at http://www.pangloss.com/seidel/Shaker/index.html.

Also, here is a link to that Animal Planet reality show that we talked about at brunch yesterday, Meerkat Manor: http://animal.discovery.com/fansites/meerkat/meerkat.html?clik=netmain_feat1. I have still only watched one episode but at the end baby meerkats were laying in the sun dying. It could be a new addiction. Perhaps not as funny as Showdog Moms and Dads, but still mesmerizing.

"Sometimes...he bite me...on the vagina." Oh, how I miss Showdog Moms and Dads!!!!!!!

Have a good day, Poo.

Dubby

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Sunday, June 18, 2006

Dumb people make Dub giggle...

Saturday, June 17, 2006

Introducing....us!

Hi All!

Welcome to the very first installment of PooDub! We will attempt to be both informative and entertaining, but rarely succeed at either.

We live in Chicago. Not together...ew!

Dub is a sassy mid-30's single gay male with a fetish for all things theatrical.

Poo is...well, she is far too complex to describe in one sentence in a blog! You'll see!

Our lives, conversations, and observations are too damn funny not to be shared by all the world (or at least the three or four folks who may find this blog).

- Poo and Dub